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Good a rticle on the size of the APT v's Pendolino windows. (29/10/2010)
Health and Safety Rubbish, Railway Style.
This is a story about "Health & Safety Rubbish" railway style, and ultimately it really is quite sad, in fact it almost brings a tear to my eye.......
I can remember when I was about twelve back in the mid 70s going with the school to the National Railway Museum at York. The NRM is fabulous and it was a great day out but in the afternoon there was an undoubted highlight that actually had quite an effect on the rest of my life. At that time there was a British Railways yard just at the side of the museum and a group of us were sitting watching an engine being worked there. After a short while the driver noticed us sat there and he descended from the cab, walked over to us and asked us if we wanted to go on the footplate ! Naturally we all jumped at the chance and followed him up into the loco. It was fantastic as he showed us what everything did and how to start the engine, but it got even better when he asked us if we wanted to drive it ! Alright it was only 50 yards or so but it was a wonderful experience for a group of lads, though I`m sure it 
would be a wonderful experience for most "grown ups" as well !This incident helped to fire my enthusiasm for all things to do with railways and it had asimilar effect on at least one of the other group of us. So why do memories of it make me feel a bit sad ? Well it could never happen these days, and so that`s one more experience
that the kids of today will never have. I`m sure if it did occur now the railwayman concerned would be sacked on the spot because it`d be considered a serious breach of "Health &Safety". At first sight it may seem to be, but if you think about it that`s Rubbish, in fact it`s "Health & Safety Rubbish". You`d almost certainly be in far more danger crossing the bleedin` road, and yet that is perfectly legal !On the other hand the "Train Operating Companies" (how romantic that sounds.......) would probably consider it to be a waste of the drivers` time, and therefore their money.
That`s rubbish as well.
I`ll tell you something, that railwayman knew more about public relations than all these students tumbling out of university with their "Marketing Science" degrees put together.I don`t even want to think how much I`ve spent on train travel etc over the years (most of which I probably wouldn`t have) had that BR driver not taken time out for a bunch of kids.
That`s it.
Remember every "Health & Safety Rubbish" ruling has a cost somewhere along the line, even if it`s "only" to deny people fabulous experiences that can change their lives......
Still, at least the kids of today have got their "Play Stations", though I`m sure there`s not one of them (well, the normal ones anyway.....) who would rather play a bleedin` computer game than actually drive a train !
Actually, blaming Health and Safety (as in the Health and Safety Executive) is probably misguided. It`s the bleedin` compensation culture, those parasite lawyers and people out to get something for nothing. Don`t the latter realise what 4 fence posts are really about !
Oh yes, and companies (and councils) using Health and Safety as an excuse to save
money by withdrawing services........
Health and Safety Rubbish, Railway Style (Pendolino Edition)
Question : What is the difference between the train on the left, and the train below ?
(Hint, it`s not the 1970s Bay City Rollers decor)
Picture credits : D Coxon, APT page KPAIAU (Flickr)
Answer : The tartan train interior is the original tilting train, the APT, it has a window area per coach of about 19 sq m. The train above is a Virgin Pendolino, its window area is about 10 sq m.
One is bigger than the other by around 90%
(that`s ninety, as in nine zero percent).
Why ?
Health and Safety Rubbish that`s why ! Apparently the smaller windows make the Pendolino safer.The correct response to this is not : Great, they`re safer, I can now sleep more soundly at night.The considered response to this, and every Health & Safety edict, should be : Exactly how much safer does it make me ? And what am I sacrificing to achieve that ?
How safe do you want to be ? On average you are likely to die every two billion miles of travel ona British train, that`s 2,000,000,000 miles. Smaller windows might improve your chances, maybe to I in 2,200,000,000 ? People who are sufficiently risk averse to think train travel is significantly dangerous should always sit with their back to the direction of travel because that would make a far bigger difference to their safety than smaller windows. More to the point, assuming they want
to be consistent in their risk aversion, they should never drive, in fact they should never go on the roads at all, and they should also live in a bungalow......
Health And Safety Rubbish, School Style.
When I read in The Times that chemistry experiments, particularly the "whizz bang" ones,
were under threat because of Health & Safety Rubbish I couldn`t believe it.
That was the only interesting thing about chemistry wasn`t it ?
Undertaking the experiments, especially the spectacular ones, was certainly the thing
which fired up most pupils interest in the subject.
Good Lord, as far as I`m concerned you`re not a proper school kid if you haven`t got at
least one accidental (or not....) acid burn mark on your school blazer.
Hold on, do they still wear blazers ?
I`ll rephrase that.
Good Lord, as far as I`m concerned you`re not a proper school kid if you haven`t got at
least one accidental (or not....) acid burn mark on your school hoodie.
That article in The Times waits till the end to really score top marks for Rubbish.
A Head Teacher, Jane Lees (incredibly a former Head of Science......) is actually
quoted as saying that they`ve "moved on" from doing practical experiments. Next she
almost gets enthusiastic when she opines that they`ve got "different ways of teaching now,
with videos, the internet and virtual learning ! ". Oh Great ! ! Virtual Learning ! ! !
Didn`t that used to be called watching it on TV ? Sounds FUN !
Finally, and almost unbelievably, she says, and this is a direct quote, this virtual learning
is "just as interesting" (as actually doing the experiments). As far as I`m concerned if she
thinks kids, or adults come to that, would really get just as much interest from watching an
experiment on the internet, as actually doing it, she`s got no business being a teacher.
The alternative, which I don`t believe for a second, is that the kids of today really would find
it as interesting, in which case they`re even sadder than I ever imagined.
In fact one wonders for the future of the human race. Virtual sex doesn`t make babies,
or it didn`t when I last checked, but they`re damn clever these Chinese, so we`ll just have
to wait and see....
How Risky Is It ?
Below is a list which was originally printed in the Royal Statistical Society News (Oct 1998) as part of an article by Frank Duckworth. Frank is one half of the pair who invented the Duckworth Lewis scoring system in cricket. The list is an attempt to quantify risk by giving it a risk number equating to the probability of death. As these risk numbers vary by an order of magnitude it is a logarithmic scale, e.g. a risk number of 4 would be 10 times more likely than a risk number of 3. The figures refer to the UK and are for a lifetime`s exposure unless a specific time period is given.
But don`t smaller windows also help to prevent people being thrown out of the windows in a crash ?
Well, maybe there`s something in that argument because I have to say that I do like looking out of train windows at the sylvan British countryside, and it does actually annoy me when the view is obscured by the piles of bodies thrown from all these train windows, so yes, I could possibly go for that one.
On the other hand what are we losing ? A nice light pleasant environment ? Being able to actually see out of a train window ?
Dark Satanic Mills are so last century (or the one before), instead we`re getting Dark Satanic Trains.
That said, we must remember that there are some people who actually like claustrophobic interiors, but, on the other hand, is the percentage of agoraphobics
in the population really that significant ? Are we throwing the baby out with the bath water ?
Assuming the window is big enough, obviously.
Safe as (windowless) houses.
Picture Bad Design On British Public Transport.
- 100 mile rail journey = 0.3
- Destructive asteroid impact (new born male) = 1.6
- 1000 mile flight = 1.7
- 100 mile car journey (sober middle aged driver) = 1.9
- Rock climbing (one session) = 4.2
- Homicide (new born male) = 4.6
- Lifetime of car travel (new born male) = 5.5
- Accidental falls (new born male) = 5.5
- Rock climbing (over 20 years) = 6.3
- Deep sea fishing (40 year career) = 6.4
- Continuing smoking cigs (male 35 :10/day) = 6.7
- Continuing smoking cigarettes (male aged 35 :40/day) = 7.1
- Russian roulette (one game) = 7.2
- Suicide (successful attempt ! ) = 8.0
Health and Safety Rubbish, Airport Style
Whilst on the subject of Health & Safety Rubbish, transport wise, what about those new "all seeing" scanners at Manchester airport (from Autumn 2010), soon to be rolled out to an airport near you.
Have you seen how graphic the pictures they produce are ?
I tell you, as a bloke, I wouldn`t want to go through one of those scanners if it was a cold day, if you know what I`m saying...... And just to heighten your nerves, the picture may well be viewed by woman. They`re not sexist though, a woman is just as likely to be viewed by
a man, so make sure you hold your tummy/tummies in Ladies, and Gents of course !
My wife and I had the misfortune to be scanned and it was a deeply humiliating experience. The pictures of you are bad enough, but you have to stand with your legs open and your hands on your head, like a bleedin` criminal about to be arrested, awful. Going through it myself was bad enough, but the thought that my dear old mum (and yours) would also have to do so is absolutely disgraceful.
Having said that, the PLO* are hijacking planes every other day at the moment, so perhaps it`s fair enough ?
It`s Health & Safety Rubbish, that`s what it is !
Let`s face it, even with the old metal detectors and "pat down" searches, how many planes from Britain were hijacked last year ? Or even in the last 10 years ? The airlines weren`t exactly ordering replacement planes every other week for all those planes blown up in the sky were they ?
"But scanners still make it safer, anything that makes it safer is fine by me ! "
Question : How many of those who say this, drive to the bleedin` airport...... They`re far more likely to get killed in your car as they drive to the airport than they are once aboard
the plane. But that doesn`t stop them driving does it !
Get a grip man......
How have they managed to get away with being able to take these pictures of us ?
I thought us Brits were a bolshy lot who didn`t like being pushed around or humiliated ?
Everyone knows how dangerous cigarettes are but notice how dangerous car travel is, did you know that the single biggest killer of teenage girls is their boyfriend`s bad driving......
Driving is risky but so is the danger from falls. The use of stairs is a dangerous activity.
I`m not being facetious about this, they really are risky ! Bear in mind that this list is only giving a risk factor for death, if you include the risk of injuries I wouldn`t be surprised if use of the stairs actually came top ! Remember that when you casually trot downstairs carrying something with both arms.
On the other hand I wonder what would be the chance of death whilst being shown around a railway locomotive as in the tale above ?
About the same as an asteroid impact ? That`s Health & Safety Rubbish.......
In his article Frank wonders how different our attitude to risk would be if all illness was curable and they could stop the ageing process. To emphasise the point, if we could potentially live for ever, would we still indulge in risky activities ?
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